The Women From Star Wars I’d Like To Date

There are many women in the Star Wars Universe, not enough represented on screen but in the extended universe there are many and for my picks I have gone through books, games, comics, Television and the movies to bring you the ladies id most likely consider taking out on a date and also the ideal date I would take them on.

11. Q’ira

Yes this is a top 11 instead of a top 10, so sue me. Q’ira only gets a mention because 

  1. She loves a good cape

  2. She is proficient in Teräs Käsi

  3. She is absolutely stunning 

But in the end this career criminal is not someone you could ever really trust, so best keep it casual.

Our ideal date would be: Gambling – the girl knows how to run a good scam and a weekend away in Vegas with her would be epic, plus you know she would make a few heads turn as you two entered the room.

10. Darth Talon

This Lethan Twi’lek is not the kind of girl you’re going to wanna bring home to mama, she is as deadly as she is seductive. Her body is covered in tattoos and we know this because she does not wear much in the way of clothing. As for power, she is powerful and one of the most powerful members of the One Sith Order. Darth Talon is to be feared. I cannot see any long-term options with this lady, but our time together would be anything but dull.

Our ideal date would be: Metal Bar, as that is somewhere with loud thumping music and hard liquor, lets face it I may need it because something tells me this lady would like to celebrate international women’s day, if you don’t get that joke go watch Deadpool.

9. Danni Quee

Dr Danni Quee was instrumental in saving the universe from the Yuuzhan Vong incursions. Quee, though originally an astrophysicist, soon became an expert on the Yuuzhan Vong’s biotechnology, searching for ways to counter their weaponry. She was constantly near the front lines on the war, seeking to decipher the alien organisms while honing her latent Force abilities. Her efforts led to the development of yammosk war coordinator detection and jamming equipment, a valuable contribution to the war effort. This girl is one that is going to Outsmart you at every turn but you will always enjoy it.

Our ideal date would be: She seems like a girl who could out do me at almost everything, which is why I would take her to Karaoke, that of course is where I am master.

8. Aurra Sing

If you like the rebellious type then this is the girl for you. A former Jedi Padawn turned bounty hunter this girl has seen it all. Do not let the built in antenna protruding from her head, or the pasty white skin put you off, if anything this girl is up for Netflix and Chill (only literally). She is great with gadgets, an expert shot and the women that helped turn Bobba Fett into the intergalactic badass we all know and love. Be warned she will be just as likely to shoot you as kiss you.

Our ideal date would be: Going to an arcade and kicking ass, come on with her skills, limited force ability and that antenna in the head she would be a natural gamer.

7. Satele shan

If you like a woman in charge then Satele Shan is the women for you. The Grand Master of The Jedi Order, is one of the few Jedi to use a double bladed light saber and is a direct descendant of both Revan and Bastila Shan. One of the most dedicated to her cause. You are never going to be first on her list of priorities but dam it you won’t be able to argue because in the end she won’t be wrong.

Our ideal date would be: Fancy Dinner, she is the refined fancy type after all and not one to be let down

6. Ashoka Tano

Although I hated her in the Clone Wars and its awful film, In Rebels she really grew on me, Ashoka grew into a great leader and one of the rebellions most valuable assets, not only that but she faced Darth Vader in one on one combat and did this with zero fear. Ashoka would be the kind of lady who always wants to be out there on the move, do you think you could keep up with her?

Our ideal date would be: Trekking through some unknown city like New York or Hong Kong that’s a melting pot of different cultures.

5. Paige Tico

We barely had any time with her but her impact was truly important, I know there is a lot of hate for her more famous sister, but Paige made the ultimate sacrifice to save the resistance and that cannot be understated. Nicknamed Pae-Pae by her sister, she was instrumental in the destruction of the Mandator IV-class Siege Dreadnought Fulminatrix trying to destroy Leias forces. Her faith is what pushes her on, a truly admirable trait.

Our ideal date would be: Probably some sort of community work like tending a community garden or helping build a wall.

4. Darth Zannah

Oh how I love the bad girls, Zana was the first apprentice in the Sith Rule Of Two system, what she lacks in physical strength she more than makes up for in her speed and use of the Force. In her own words:

“I can use my powers to conjure up your worst nightmares and bring them to life before your eyes. I can drive you mad with fear, shred your sanity, and leave you a raving lunatic for the rest of your life.”

Ye that kind of works for me, which says a lot about me…

She is a tiny merciless little killer and I love it. If you love a women in back who loves the mascara then this lady will break your heart.

Our ideal date would be: Tormenting anyone who was ever in the slightest bit mean to me with her dark powers.

3. Hera Syndulla

Captain Syndulla is a Twi’lek female revolutionary who became a central figure in the early rebellion against the Galactic Empire and the formation of the Alliance to Restore the Republic. War is in her blood as her father was a crucial figure in the Clone Wars, as an expert pilot and probably one of the best of her generation time and time again did she snatch victory from the jaws of defeat for the early rebellion. Hera is a smart mouthed thrill seeker whose dedication to her friends is unparalleled, if you’re looking for someone who is loyal but willing to let you be a little reckless this is the gal for you. What makes Hera so great is her general laid back attitude when it comes to her, she never does herself up preferring to wear loose fitting clothes, not only that but she was able to repair her own droid.

Our ideal date would be: Hera has an appreciated for beauty so maybe just walk round an art museum with her all day talking about complete crap while maybe looking at the art.

2. Jyn Erso

The Rebellious chick who was raised by the rebel too hardcore for the rebellion, in fact he was so hard core he borderline rebelled against the rebels. Another smartass and not my last, Jyn is the daughter of the man who would design the Death Star. She is every bit as brilliant as her father, just she never had a chance to hone that brilliance as she never truly had a stable home life. This will be a girl with some deep issues, but if you prove your loyalty she will stand by you. Another deadly but beautiful women, like my previous entry she never tries to be sexy, her attitude is all that she needs that and her quick draw. The kind of girl that would definitely keep you on your toes.

Our ideal date would be: For Jyn it would need to be Go-karting, but not the baby kind, I am not talking about the full speed fast ones and maybe doing it in the middle of some major city, because why not.

1. Dr Aphra

I am well aware that my number one pick is just so wrong for me in so many ways, least of all being the fact that she is a lesbian, yet still I am more than happy being her Platonic Life Mate as we journey the stars causing utter chaos everywhere we go. Dr Chelli Lona Aphra is like half Indiana Jones half Han Solo and also an utter dick. Where Jyn would ask forgiveness after screwing you over Aphra would make a snide comment then blackmail you. She is more than willing to kill for what she wants and even worked directly for Darth Vader, this girl would have some awesome stories to tell but most importantly and I cannot stress this enough, she is a SPACE ARCHAEOLOGIST!!!!!

How awesome a job would that be as a history buff who likes to make things go boom, I think I’m in love.

Our ideal date would be: Sneaking into a historical location after hours to take a lot of very weird selfies in front of everything possible.

Your probably wondering why not include the big three on my list or even Dormé, played by the always awesome Rose Byrne, to explain why well here we go:

  • Rey – physically reminds me of a dear friend so that’s a no

  • Leia – there is no way I could compete with Han Solo, so nope, I am to insecure for that

  • Padme – Darth Vaders lover, so  no, I like to stay alive thank you…

  • Dormé – not enough information about her

  • Sabine Wren – possibly to young. Plus no one can top captain Hera and her family is super intimidating

  • Sabé – not enough information post Phantom Menace

  • Aunt Beru – well in her younger days maybe.

  • Mission Vao – Bets friends with a wookie, so nope

  • Aayla Secura – she’s got the hips but when it came down to it not a huge fan of the Blue Skin

  • Mara Jade – probably should have been on the list, but I could not think of a good reason to leave her off

Who would you put on your list?





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