I must confess… I have an addiction.
Yes—I, David Cromie, do solemnly swear to all new gods and the old… that I am a dice goblin.

For the uninitiated (you poor, dice-less souls):
A dice goblin is a tabletop RPG player—usually D&D—who hoards alarming quantities of dice. Not with the refined taste of a dice dragon, oh no. There is no curation here. No restraint. Just an ever-expanding hoard of shiny math rocks, clattering in bags, spilling across tables, multiplying when left unsupervised.

And unfortunately—tragically—the wonderful bastards over at Oxventure have just dropped a new set… and I am not okay.
I am vibrating. I am feral. I am one click away from financial ruin.

From their Instagram page:

“The Harmless Water Vapour Liquid Core Dice Set is a dice set swirling with Oxventure’s own powerfully atmospheric but totally Harmless Water Vapour. It’s totally harmless!”

Totally harmless.
Yes. Of course. That’s exactly what a dice dealer would say.

And if you’re sitting there thinking, “Sure, they’re nice, but Dave—I can get nicer dice”…
Derek. Derek, look at me.

Stop lying to yourself.

Also, the Ox crew have more. More dice. More temptations. More little glittering agents of chaos designed to destroy your willpower and your wallet. (See Below)

So do me a favour—quit the jibber jabber.
Admit it.
Just like me…

You’re a dice fiend.

And you need your fix.