The New Godzilla May Be A Let Down

I am a fan of Millie Bobbie Brown, she is a fantastic actress and I like many others expect great things from her career, the issue is, I do not expect much from the new Godzilla film. We have a teaser trailer for Godzilla, with no Godzilla in it. Once again I fear that they are relying on her talent and star power alone to carry the project, just like they did with Bryan Cranston. Don’t get me wrong the original film was great but it was missing something, I just do not know what that was.

My other fear is that this new film is going to be adding in a bunch of new monsters including Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah, this could turn into another Spider-Man three. Too many opponents does not mean a better film, it just means diluted adversaries, that never live up to the hype.

In the trailer we see Millie trying to contact the monster hunting group Monarch to help come save her and her mother. If you are a fan of the series you can check out the Monarch home page here.

If you are curious to what they have to say about the upcoming monsters please see below:


“Rodan’s wings are wrapped around its body in stasis, but our cryptos estimate a wingspan big enough to create a sonic thunderclap capable of leveling entire cities as it flies overhead. RF-Capture scans reveal that Rodan’s skin is not made of rock, but does have an outer dermis of sharp volcanic sediment collected from centuries of dormancy. Sci-ops theorizes the vulcanized appearance of its skin may be an evolutionary trait developed as a form of camouflage against mountain or large rock formations. Truly, a Titan forged in fire.”


“Pupal DNA samples suggest a remarkable, multi-stage evolution. On reaching adulthood, Mothra’s gigantic thorax is capable of emitting beta-wave bioluminescence which can be projected through the intricate patterns on its wings and weaponized into blinding ‘god rays’. As one of the deadliest and most beautiful natural phenomena in Earth’s history, no wonder this devastating guardian angel was worshipped as a goddess by the ancient human civilizations blessed to witness her.”

King Ghidorah

“Monster Zero’s dermal layer is gilded with trace amounts of aurum (See Ark Record # 73.126). Metallurgical studies theorize the scales act as a conductor capable of carrying bioelectrical currents through the creature’s body. Injuries have been discovered on several locations on the beast’s body, reminiscent of claw and scorch marks. Exo-Forensics are currently investigating. Muscle tendons on the wings are so hyper-tensile that their massive aerodynamics could generate hurricane-force winds when in flight. Coupled with its body’s electro-receptor molecular biology capable of conducting electrical currents, water vapor in the air would be heated at extreme levels creating its own localized storm system as it travels. Simply put, if Monster Zero were to fly again, the stratosphere would be torn open by an otherworldly tempest of thunder and lightning our sky has never seen. Cryptolinguistics has analyzed translations of every worldwide case study of Monster Zero in the Monarch database across tens of thousands of years. The ancients called it Ghidorah.

In the end it is still too early to tell what’s going to happen with this movie, my hopes are high but my expectations are sadly low.

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